What was the first thing God ever said to people?

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan-

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft — and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -Wernher von Braun-

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The Lord’s Supper: it’s not about the menu, but about the guest list. -Fr. Phil Smith-

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it. -Ronald Reagan-

Infertility is hereditary: if your parents didn’t have any children then you probably won’t either.

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. -Elie Wiesel-

The halcyon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.