“Tell the kids I love them.” -God-

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality. -Desmond Tutu-

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (1): Publicity First — The discoverer pitches the claim directly to the media.

You know full well as I do the value of sisters’ affections: There is nothing like it in this world. -Charlotte Bronte-

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Any job will expand to fill the time allotted to it.

A small leak can sink a great ship. -Benjamin Franklin-

All generalizations are false, including this one. -Mark Twain-

“We need to talk.” -God-

A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan. -Bob Hetsko-