All men should make coffee for their women. It says so in the Bible: “Hebrew.” -found on Facebook-

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. -Dr. John von Neumann-

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. -Emo Philips-

Why torture yourself when life’ll do it for you? -Danielle Keen-

Space has been conquered. -Gerald S. Hawkins, “Splendor in the Sky,” 1961-

No one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can tell the stories that you have to tell. -Charles de Lint-

I can appreciate awful people. Without them I wouldn’t know how thankful I am for wonderful people. -found on Facebook-

I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. -M.C. Escher-

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.