My chief concern is to try to be an humble, earnest Christian. -Robert E. Lee-

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. -Benjamin Franklin-

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. -Alan J. Perlis-

We live in the midst of alarms; anxiety beclouds the future; we expect some new disaster with each newspaper we read. -Abraham Lincoln-

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God will reign, the Son will shine. -Hope Lutheran Church, Satsuma, Florida-

As swift as a rotary phone in a smart phone world.

If the first casualty of war is truth the second must be sobriety. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

A will is a dead giveaway.