There are no absolute truths. (Did you ever notice illogic in this statement?)

I remember when I was a teen and had a poster that said “Never trust anyone over 30.” Now I am twice that. Come to think of it I don’t trust anyone over 30 still! I am old! -Aloha Colerick-

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Loo-ey-ville” or “Lou-iss-ville”? I pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Frankfort.”

It’s better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air, than to be in the air wishing you were on the ground. -Jason Schappert-

I got a rock. -Charlie Brown, “Peanuts”-

In God we trust. #TriggerALiberalIn4Words

Hyperbole is the greatest thing ever! -Dan Walker-

Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens. -Michel de Montaigne-