Time knows no length like the last minute of the last day before summer vacation. -B.C.-
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To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. -Euripides-
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To live among friends is the primary essential of happiness. -Lord Kelvin-
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Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish), but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right. -Igor Stravinsky-
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If the facts are really on your side, Leroy, then the facts are wrong, too. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-
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Drive a hybrid! My Mustang needs your gas.
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No matter where I am, what I’m doing, if I go faster I have more fun. -Justin Schlichting-
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Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.
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Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -“The Wizard of Oz”-
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -H.L. Mencken-