If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?
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When in doubt, punt.
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Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.
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There was never a good war or a bad peace. -Benjamin Franklin-
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I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-
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When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-
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Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.
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Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.