Wherever I go I often find people there who tell me “We don’t usually have weather like this here. “

The declining intellectual quality of political leadership is the result of the growing complexity of the world. Since no one, be he endowed with the highest wisdom, can grasp it in its entirety, it is those who are least bothered by this who strive for power. -Stanisław Lem-

When asked, 7 out of 10 people rate their own driving skills as Above Average.

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams. -Jeremy Irons-

O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! -Walter Scott-

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

I know how to spell bananana but I don’t know when to stop.

Don’t get worked up. It’s only ones and zeros. -frankbell-

Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men. -Sydney J. Harris-

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it. I said that I didn’t say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. -George Romney-