There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance — that principle is contempt prior to investigation. -Herbert Spencer-

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC. -Kurt Vonnegut-

I still get laughed at but it doesn’t bother me, I’m just so glad to hear laughter around me. -Amanda Palmer-

Fire. Humankind’s most important invention. Beer. The second most important. -Smoky Bones-

If Jesus is the light there won’t be any power failure. -South Conway Road Baptist Church, Orlando, Florida-

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana-

If you ain’t where you are, you’re no place. -Col. Sherman Potter, “M*A*S*H”-

The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man. -Madame de Stael-

What did the one earthquake say to the other earthquake? “It’s not my fault.” -Jenn Hilgeman-

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it just pee on it and walk away.