Go back to being young? And go through all of this again? -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

But we did get souvenirs. We just didn’t bring them home. We drank them.

We could say Democrats spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. It would be unfair because the sailors are spending their own money. -Ronald Reagan-

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix-

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

“Big Bang Theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” -God-

If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under. -Ronald Reagan-

Truth is too powerful to allow anything except approximation. -Dr. John von Neumann-

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.