When asked, 7 out of 10 people rate their own driving skills as Above Average.

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams. -Jeremy Irons-

O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! -Walter Scott-

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

I know how to spell bananana but I don’t know when to stop.

Don’t get worked up. It’s only ones and zeros. -frankbell-

Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men. -Sydney J. Harris-

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it. I said that I didn’t say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. -George Romney-

We are the happiest and most usable when we yield to Christ regardless of our circumstances. -Pat Travis-

If your Internet service is out, visit our web site for helpful information. -Comcast Customer Service-