Did you realize the Hippocratic Oath speaks against both euthanasia and abortions?

If the first casualty of war is truth the second must be sobriety. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

As I have said for many years throughout this land, we’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change. -Al Gore-

I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -Abraham Lincoln-

Do you think our marriage would make a better sitcom or reality show? -Loretta Lockhorn to Leroy, “The Lockhorns”-

I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it. -Ogden Nash-

I do not believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Galilei-

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. -Albert Einstein-

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God will reign, the Son will shine. -Hope Lutheran Church, Satsuma, Florida-

A woman must do twice as much as a man to be considered half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult.