It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate are lousy programmers. -Larry Niven-

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What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die? -Charles Lindbergh-

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-

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Why is it that every time a man is played for a fool by a woman, every other woman that man knows takes great delight in it? -Perry Mason-

I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the rights of the people by the gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations. -James Madison-

Human beings, who are almost unique in their ability learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams-