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A great swindle of our time is the assumption that science has made religion obsolete. All science has damaged is the story of Adam and Eve and the story of Jonah and the Whale. Everything else holds up pretty well, particularly lessons about fairness and gentleness. People who find those lessons irrelevant in the twentieth century are simply using science as an excuse for greed and harshness. Science has nothing to do with it, friends. -Kurt Vonnegut-

If Big Brother is watching us, he must be bored out of his skull. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn’t think I could read, much less write. -George W. Bush-

It came to me that reform should begin at home, and since that day I have not had time to remake the world. -Will Durant-

We might come closer to balancing the Budget if all of us lived closer to the Commandments and the Golden Rule. -Ronald Reagan-

He’s a self-made man, which shows what you get with unskilled labor.

Real heroes don’t wear capes, they wear dog tags.

“The Real Supreme Court meets up here.” -God-

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. -Ronald Reagan-