I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-

Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care? -Chicago-

In case signals can neither be seen or perfectly understood, no captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside the enemy. -Lord Horatio Nelson-

Aw, you know how it is. -Wally Cleaver-

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

One good thing about dying on active duty is you don’t have to deal with the Department of Veterans Affairs.