Computer files: save your work often. Jesus saves.

For many, saying Microsoft Windows is the best computer system they’ve used is like saying Earth is the best planet they have lived on. They lack any reference or comparison.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed. -Benjamin Franklin-

I love it when a plan comes together. -Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, of “The A Team”-

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

Flexibility is the key to indecision.

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.

Political Correctness: a system of thinking where it’s okay to offend someone right in front of you by enforcing a made-up rule to stop a theoretical offense to an unknown person later when you aren’t even going to be there. -Randy Cassingham-