We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

I left Earth three times, and found no other place to go. Please take care of Spaceship Earth. -Wally Schirra-

Girls are just different. -Chuck Roome-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin-

♫ Sometimes you feel like a nut ♪ / Sometimes you don’t ♪ / Almond Joy’s got nuts ♪ / Mounds don’t ♪ / because … ♫

The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers.

He’s everything she looks for in a man. He’s single. -Andy Taylor, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

¿Cómo va la carrera de ratas? Las ratas están ganando.