I’ve got places to go, people to see, things to do and trouble to cause.

God is real, unless declared integer.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

A zebra does not change its spots. -Al Gore-

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book. -Ronald Reagan-

What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.