Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein-

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.

I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-

Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music. Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.