I was put on this earth to embarrass my teenagers.

Subtle is the Lord, but malicious He is not. -Albert Einstein-

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child. -Ronald Reagan-

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t. -Mark Twain-

I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. -Robert E. Lee-

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -Mark Twain-

Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibniz-

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. -Ronald Reagan-

Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-