¡México! What can you say about the country that introduced Tequila, Kahlúa, and Chocolate to the world?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. -Douglas Adams-

I solve problems you don’t know you have in ways you couldn’t understand.

Momentos felices; / alaba a Dios / Momentos dificiles; / busca a Dios / Momentos tranquilos; / adora a Dios / Momentos dolorosos; / cree en Dios / Cada momento; / da gracias a Dios.

Give me coffee. I can sleep when I’m dead. -Todos Santos Iglesia Luterana, Zapopan, Jalisco-

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Generally, women don’t dress up, do their hair and wear makeup to impress guys; they do it to impress their girlfriends. And generally, guys say they spend a lot of money or time on their cars to impress girls but really it gratifies themselves more than it impresses any woman. Still, both do these things.

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

I left Earth three times, and found no other place to go. Please take care of Spaceship Earth. -Wally Schirra-