A good Navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace. -Theodore Roosevelt-

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs. -Murray Gell-Mann-

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Parkinson’s Law: Software expands to fill the available memory.

You know that any country that drives on the left and drinks warm beer will try anything if it’s hard enough.

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -Samuel Johnson-

It follows then as certain as that night succeeds the day, that without a decisive naval force we can do nothing definitive, and with it, everything honorable and glorious. -George Washington-

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

“Take her down!” thus sacrficing himself to save USS Growler (SS-215) -Commander Howard Walter Gilmore, USN 07 FEB 1943-

I didn’t just forget your anniversary, Loretta. It’s mine, too! -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-