The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. -Helen Keller-
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Well, who better to play Nazis than we Jews? (Schultz is not a Nazi. I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of goodness in any generation.) -John Banner-
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A lady’s toolkit: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move but should, put WD-40 on it. If it moves but shouldn’t, duct tape it.
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I don’t believe in playing down to children, either in life or in motion pictures. I didn’t treat my own youngsters like fragile flowers, and I think no parent should. …[Y]ou are not doing a child a favor by trying to shield him from reality. -Walt Disney-
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What if God designed marriage to make us holy instead of happy? -Gary Thomas-
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When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini vacation.
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Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
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Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -found on Facebook-
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The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. -Charles Schulz-
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You’re a geek. You need caffeine like a bilge pump needs sewage. It drives you. Gives you purpose. -“User Friendly”-