A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-
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For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible — and no one can now doubt the word of America. -George W. Bush-
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up!
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But he was not bowed down as he left the house. On the contrary, he carried his head high, like a happy and proud man, for he knew that the best things life has to bestow had been given to him. -August Strindberg, in “Half A Sheet Of Foolscap”-
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Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach. And those who can’t teach, go into administration. -Lois McMaster Bujold-
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
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The hand of the aggressor is stayed by strength — and strength alone. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-