I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. -Mark Twain-

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks. Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works. -Ron Heuse-

Between any two numbers that can be written lies infinitely more numbers. Between any two known things that can be expressed lies an infinity of unknown truth.

The Good Lord made all the integers; the rest is man’s doing. -Leopold Kronecker-

I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.