I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -Mark Twain-

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, “All right, then, have it your way.” -C. S. Lewis-

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Is it true that the plural of “y’all” is “all y’all”?

[God] designed time to be a protection for you. You couldn’t bear to see all your life at once. -Sarah Young, “Jesus Calling”.