A zebra does not change its spots. -Al Gore-

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book. -Ronald Reagan-

What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

Skill is forged in a cauldron of impossibility crossed with desire. -localroger-

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. -Ray Bradbury-