You may fire when you are ready, Gridley. -Commodore George Dewey, USN, 1 May 1898-

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. -Dave Barry-

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid the answer to a direct question. -Spock, “Star Trek”-

The truth is, all might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they ought. -Samuel Adams-

On the other hand, we have different fingers. -Jack Handey-

You’re the kind of person who would throw a drowning man an anchor.

I’d rather be a geek than a geep.

I have not yet begun to fight! -Captain John Paul Jones, USN-

Each computer code has at least five bugs, and this number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found.

When the wise man points at the Moon, the idiot looks at the finger. -Confucious-