Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -Victor Borge-
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What a card. You oughta be dealt with.
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Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance. -Charles Lindbergh-
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Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. -Zora Neale Hurston-
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Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. -Abraham Lincoln-
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright-
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It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. -Aesop-
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Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.-
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For time is the longest distance between two places. -Tennessee Williams-
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In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place. -Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi-