And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
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These are dual tandem double helical locked train articulated nested reduction gears.
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There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!
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Technology is nothing. What’s important is that you have a faith in people, that they’re basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they’ll do wonderful things with them. -Steve Jobs-
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money. -Margaret Thatcher-
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -(attributed to) Ann Landers-
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. -Dave Barry-
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The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn. -John Lubbock-
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Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. -Steve Jobs-