Ya got time for breathin’, ya got time for music. -Briscoe Darling, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

Isn’t life the strangest thing you’ve ever seen? -Patricia Rozema-

Creative minds are uneven, and the best of fabrics have their dull spots. -Howard Phillips Lovecraft-

Say it isn’t so, Ethel!

“Need directions?” -God-

What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread!

Though I’ve belted you and flayed you, By the living Gawd that made you, You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din! -Rudyard Kipling-

Grandma says she’s seen it all, done it all, and heard it all. She just can’t remember it all. -“Family Circus”-

Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like in the pot nine days old.

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of ’em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they’ve been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington. -Will Rogers-