See this finger? See this thumb? See this fist? You’d better run!

I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front and there is no finer fighting organization in the world. -General Douglas MacArthur, USA-

I’d rather have the life of “oh wells” then a life of “what ifs.” -found on Facebook-

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.” -found on Facebook-

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes into hours? -Gordon Lightfoot-

Rin Tin Tin and a bottle of gin, and that’s how you spell Cincinnati.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. That may be the case, but the truth is that it takes a lot of solid, stable marriages to create a village. -Diane Sollee-

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then get elected and prove it. -P. J. O’Rourke-

A knife and a fork and a bottle and a cork, and that’s how you spell New York.

That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be. -P.C. Hodgell-