Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. -Will Rogers-

If life gets too hard to stand, kneel. -Tony Evans-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man’s lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one’s self. -Max Stirner-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Don’t give advice to an angry man with a hammer. -Andy Capp-

Alcohol & Fats: The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.