Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like. -Will Rogers-

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. -Will Rogers-

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers-

A fool and his money are soon elected. -Will Rogers-

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious. -Will Rogers-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

Waiter, I don’t like all these flys bothering me while I eat. “Very well, sir, point out the ones you don’t like and I’ll have them removed.”

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.