Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.

You’re the most memorable person I know but for the life of me I can’t remember why. -George Utley, “Newhart”-

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

If there is any hope for any of us in this giant explosion in which we inhabit then surely that’s it: Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism! -Craig Ferguson-

Rugby is a gentleman’s sport played by hooligans and soccer is a hooligan’s sport played by gentlemen. -Ken Bauer-

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. -found on Facebook-

If socialism is awesome and capitalism evil, should we stop accepting refugees from socialist countries because their life would be better over there? -found on Facebook-

Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whiskey to teenage boys. -P.J. O’Rourke-

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light can; Hate cannot drive out hate only love can; Corrupt cannot drive out corrupt only honesty can. -Aro Berek-

These are sad times when TV personalities can’t be trusted any more than banks. -Larry, of Larry, Darryl and Darryl, “Newhart”-