If you don’t like my cooking have another glass of wine.

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

If you’re worried about the water, just brush you teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. -Robert Green Ingersoll-

And always remember… when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! -Treesia Rhoden-

I’m so OCD that I’m CDO so it’s in alphabetical order. -Ken Bauer-

I just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap. -Found on Facebook-

There are two kinds of truth: the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The first of these is science, and the second is art. Neither is independent of the other or more important than the other. The truth of art keeps science from becoming inhuman, and the truth of science keeps art from becoming ridiculous. -Raymond Thornton Chandler-