Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”