Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain-
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Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.
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Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.
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Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-
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“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-
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Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-
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I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.
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♫ I am persuaded to believe nothing can separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♪ / High above it will send us if we let it live within us while the sinful earth we trod. ♪ / Neither height nor depth, nor principalities; things present nor things to come, ♪ / Though the devil he may hate us he can never separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♫