Do you serve crabs in this restaurant? “Sit right down, sir, we’ll serve anybody.”

Don’t be surprised if sometime, somewhere, someplace when you least expect it, someone steps up to you and says, “smile, you’re on Candid Camera!” -Allen Funt-

Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts. -Albert Einstein-

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. -Woody Allen-

Better never than late, I always say.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Fides quaerens intellectum (Faith seeks understanding). -Anselm of Canterbury-

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-

They say the average taxpayer works more than four months out of every year for the government, which is very disturbing. We’re not even sure the people who work for the government work four months out of every year for the government. -Montana Oil Journal, as cited in November, 1996 Reader’s Digest-

♫ Starkle, starkle, little twink. ♪ / Who in the world you are I think. ♪ / The drunker I stand the longer I get. ♪ / I’m not under the alcoflunce of incohol some thinkle peep I am. ♫