If the facts are really on your side, Leroy, then the facts are wrong, too. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

No matter where I am, what I’m doing, if I go faster I have more fun. -Justin Schlichting-

Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish), but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right. -Igor Stravinsky-

Coercion never produces harmony. -Harry Browne-

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. -Euripides-

Time knows no length like the last minute of the last day before summer vacation. -B.C.-

One of these days Alice… one of these days, POW!!! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice… BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! -Ralph Kramden “The Honeymooners”-

Random number generation is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Coveyou-

Drive a hybrid! My Mustang needs your gas.

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-