Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

When in doubt, punt.

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?