If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-
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Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.
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I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-
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Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.
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It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience. -Pierre Teilhard de Chardin-
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Some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Wesley”; another, “I follow Luther”; another, “I follow the Pope”; still another, “I follow Christ.” Is Christ divided?
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When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin-
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Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.