There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
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If it’s tourist season does that mean we can shoot them?
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-
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The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. -C. S. Lewis-
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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I don’t mind that you think slowly but I do mind that you are publishing faster than you think. -Wolfgang Pauli-
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Having a time here. Wish you were wonderful.
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It does not require many words to speak the truth. -Chief Joseph, Nez Perce Tribe-
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If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.
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If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.