Bafflegab is multiloquence characterized by consummate interfusion of circumlocution or periphrasis, inscrutability, and other familiar manifestations of abstruse expatiation commonly utilitzed for promulgations implementing Procrustean determinations by governmental bodies. -Milton A. Smith-

Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can. -LCDR Robert W. Copeland, USN 25 OCT 1944-

Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won’t be made safer by creating barriers between people. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future. -Michael Palin-

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It never fails to amaze me. You’re alive, then you’re dead. No horns, no flashing lights, no fanfare. You’re just dead. -Maj. Margaret Houlihan, “M*A*S*H”-

Dagwood: Why did you ask me to choose if you had already made up your mind? Blondie: I was hoping you’d make the right choice. -“Blondie”-

A teacher who is attempting to teach, without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn, is hammering on a cold iron. -Horace Mann-

I still get laughed at but it doesn’t bother me, I’m just so glad to hear laughter around me. -Amanda Palmer-