I’d like to say I wish I understood your reasoning, but I don’t. It’s easier.

“Life is short. Eternity isn’t.” -God-

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a Spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe — a Spirit vastly superior to that of man, and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble. -Albert Einstein-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

We failed, but in the good providence of God apparent failure often proves a blessing. -Robert E. Lee-

“C’mon over and bring the kids.” -God-

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. -Douglas Adams-

Maybe Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns, you’re the Charlie Browniest. -Linus van Pelt, “Peanuts”-

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-