The future is much like the present, only longer. -Dan Quisenberry-

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr-

The friendship that can cease has never been real. -Saint Jerome-

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. -Andy Warhol-

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough. -Albert Einstein-

You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to love her. -Real Live Preacher-

War is certainly a shock when you first face it in its stark nakedness. -Robert Ellis-

When the opposite sex is involved, you have to expect a certain amount of inconsistent and idiotic behavior. -Ward Cleaver, “Leave It To Beaver”-

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -Albert Einstein-

When a duck flies upside down, he quacks up.