I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you’re not smart enough to debug it. -Brian W. Kernighan-

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours. -Benjamin Franklin-

It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it. -Robert E. Lee-

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Help! I’m talking on the telephone and I can’t shut up.

It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom. -Albert Einstein-

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein-

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part.