I am me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Therefore, everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone choose it. However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, whatever I think and feel is me. Take me for me!

I tried sanity once, but it was an excruciating bore.

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can’t stand him quite that long. -Will Rogers-

West Virginia is the biggest state, if only you flattened it out.

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. -Will Rogers-

West Virginia is the prettiest country God ever made. And if you get tired of looking at it, you can always lean up against it for awhile. -(attributed to Will Rogers)-

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy. -Will Rogers-

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-