Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. -John Wayne-

Why is it that a Major outranks a Lieutenant but a Lieutentant General outranks a Major General?

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. -William Butler Yeats-

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. Our challenges are great, but our will is greater. And if our flaws are endless, God’s love is truly boundless. -George H. W. Bush-

So long. It’s been real, and it’s been fun, but it ain’t been real fun.

Heavens to Murgatroyd, already! -Snagglepuss-