Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out. -Ronald Reagan-
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The same God Who made the mosquito also made the cocoa bean.
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?
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Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?