You don’t have to outrun the bear. You only have to outrun the slowest person ahead of you.

I must be off to patrol the moat. -Sir Rodney-

Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part.

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. -Arthur Ashe-

Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose. -Ronald Reagan-

Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

If I don’t get in touch with you in a year or two, please show me the same consideration.

Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me! / The present only toucheth thee: / But och! I backward cast my e’e, / On prospects drear! / An’ forward, tho’ I canna see, / I guess an’ fear! -Robert Burns, To A Mouse-

Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.