We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. -Dan Quayle-

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin. -Ronald Reagan-

Yesterday it worked…Today it is not working…Windows is like that.