Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-

There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

Some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Wesley”; another, “I follow Luther”; another, “I follow the Pope”; still another, “I follow Christ.” Is Christ divided?

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Having a time here. Wish you were wonderful.

If it’s tourist season does that mean we can shoot them?

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Clarke’s Third Law of Prediction: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

A wise man knows his ignorance. A fool thinks he knows everything.